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zevsurana:

zevsurana:

au where the one “person” who stumbles out of the fade alive at the conclave is really just an envy demon doing their best. this makes no sense but consider: it would be really funny

varric: what IS that accent? it’s not fereldan that’s for sure. is it free marches? don’t tell me it’s free marches. markham? ostwick? am i hot or cold?

envy demon who has figured out maybe two sentences so far: i don’t remember

varric: damn you’re good! sticking to your line, i see how it is. i’ll figure it out

envy demon internally: i have succeeded in my goal. i will continue my NEFARIOUS SCHEME by sealing the breach and keeping all these mortals safe and sound so that their world is MINE ALONE to explore. i am getting a GOOD GRADE in being a demon, something that is NORMAL to want and POSSIBLE to achieve—ouch. what was that

varric: seeker your uh alleged mass murderer was too busy beaming at a compliment and looking around wide-eyed at scenery. and tripped over a log.

cassandra: [head in hands] i know. i cant protect them

envy demon internally: i have FOOLED THEM ALL. i really like BIRDSONG

creative-classpect:

kingarthurtournament:

Quarter-Finals Side A Poll 2

A green frame of celtic knots with a sword in the middle and a golden "VS" text. On the left Dave Strider from Homestuck, a white skin and white haired character with dark glasses and black shirt and pants bending to pull a sword out of a stone. On the right the King Arthur Baking Company logo, a golden crown whose points looks like a grain of wheat with the name King Arthur Baking Company around it.ALT

Dave Strider (Homestuck) VS King Arthur Baking Company

Dave Strider

King Arthur Baking Company

Dave Strider

  • “Has a sword called Caledfwlch (excalibur)”
  • “Dave Strider is King Arthur coded but if King Arthur was a weedy 13 year old DJ wearing sunglasses.”

King Arthur Baking Company

  • “They are the best quality flour imo, and the company is employee owned (go workers!). Also the all purpose flour can be used for anything, including ruling England”

DAVE SWEEP DAVE SWEEP DAVE SWEEP!

captain-price-official:

youdehponskunt:

ametislady:

nerevar-shid-and-fard:

of-claws-and-dragonscales:

nerevar-shid-and-fard:

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how do you guys feel about my lock screen

OP do you take constructive criticism?

there is nothing to criticize here

Who the hell organize apps by color

Mind your business

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roobdoob:

stargloom:

and then a weird girl appear #feminism

and than another weird girl appeared #yuri

clericofshadows:

IT’S HERE!

Now out for download is an armor mod for EDI, giving her some real armor of her own!  These are additions, not replacers, so you can use vanilla armor and other armor mods with no problems!

Part 2 of my Armory series :). 

I’ve added the following sets:

  • Defender
  • Hahne-Kedar
  • Terminus

princehendir:

that bit after All That Remains (if you’re playing mage!Hawke) where Gamlen says “why couldn’t you just be normal like your brother” literally made me gasp the first time I heard it. I still can’t believe he says that to you.

#Honestly I hate Gamlen as a person but he's actually great as a character#he loved and cared for his parents until their last breath and got NOTHING in return#he tried to be good and loyal and when that didn't work he gave up completly and threw his life away#always a shadow to his sister and the one who got left behind#She was raised to believe she was special and I believe that played a part on her descision to run away with Malcom#Sure they loved each other but the allure of Malcom's magic was a big part of it#mean while Gamlen is perfectly aware that he's just Some Guy#Not enough for his parents not enough for his sister not enough for the world#Just some insignificant man who's life does not matter when compared to the truly SpecialTM people#so when he says to Hawke Why couldn't you just be normal yes he's being a bitch about them being a mage but it's so much more than that#Because Hawke is everything Gamlen is not#they can snap their fingers and heal a wound they can freeze a man solid they can summon fire from the sky#They're strong and powerful and what they say and do matter#and yet#Leandra dies#and all the suffering and the pain and the struggling was for nothing#so his words are a cruel and bitter expression of grief#Why couldnt Leandra marry a normal man and have normal children and live a normal life#why did she had to live why did she have to die#why did Gamlen have to live alone and misserable all those years only to lose his sister again#what good is power and greatness if it could not even save her at the end? why couldnt you just be nromal#dragon age#da2#gamlen hawke#alex speaks

saint-megatron:

screaminghansolo:

its out of touch thursday

I scheduled this a year and a half in advance so it would be Out of Touch May the 4th 🕺

slygirlboy:

slygirlboy:

my favorite genre of alien picture is little grey aliens just naked in the woods like why the fuck are you here. you have a spaceship. why did you come to earth to just stand in the woods and look at us with no clothes

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this is like top tier comedy to me. what the fuck are you DOING man

froginakettle:
“archibaldtuttle:
“itsanidiom:
“ benjamingecko:
“ whyyoustabbedme:
“  We stan!!!!
chaotic good
”
There’s a happy ending to, because the robbery was unsuccessful, the couple ended up getting the money Eden needed from a movie inspired...

froginakettle:

archibaldtuttle:

itsanidiom:

benjamingecko:

whyyoustabbedme:

We stan!!!!

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chaotic good

There’s a happy ending to, because the robbery was unsuccessful, the couple ended up getting the money Eden needed from a movie inspired by em! Also John only had to serve part of his sentence. Check out their wedding photos btw they’re beautiful.

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reblogging because I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I’ve never seen the happy ending!! 

Everyone go watch Dog Day Afternoon please please please it’s the movie mentioned in this thread it’s Sidney Lumet’s best imo and Al Pacino plays John and he is heartbreakingly good in it.

Not only have we always existed, but there have always been people who loved us. Never forget that.

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nonasuch:
“thebluthcompany:
“May the fourth be with you.
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and also some money
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nonasuch:

thebluthcompany:

May the fourth be with you.

and also some money

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