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au where the one “person” who stumbles out of the fade alive at the conclave is really just an envy demon doing their best. this makes no sense but consider: it would be really funny
varric: what IS that accent? it’s not fereldan that’s for sure. is it free marches? don’t tell me it’s free marches. markham? ostwick? am i hot or cold?
envy demon who has figured out maybe two sentences so far: i don’t remember
varric: damn you’re good! sticking to your line, i see how it is. i’ll figure it out
envy demon internally: i have succeeded in my goal. i will continue my NEFARIOUS SCHEME by sealing the breach and keeping all these mortals safe and sound so that their world is MINE ALONE to explore. i am getting a GOOD GRADE in being a demon, something that is NORMAL to want and POSSIBLE to achieve—ouch. what was that
varric: seeker your uh alleged mass murderer was too busy beaming at a compliment and looking around wide-eyed at scenery. and tripped over a log.
cassandra: [head in hands] i know. i cant protect them
envy demon internally: i have FOOLED THEM ALL. i really like BIRDSONG
“Dave Strider is King Arthur coded but if King Arthur was a weedy 13 year old DJ wearing sunglasses.”
King Arthur Baking Company
“They are the best quality flour imo, and the company is employee owned (go workers!). Also the all purpose flour can be used for anything, including ruling England”
Now out for download is an armor mod for EDI, giving her some real armor of her own! These are additions, not replacers, so you can use vanilla armor and other armor mods with no problems!
that bit after All That Remains (if you’re playing mage!Hawke) where Gamlen says “why couldn’t you just be normal like your brother” literally made me gasp the first time I heard it. I still can’t believe he says that to you.
my favorite genre of alien picture is little grey aliens just naked in the woods like why the fuck are you here. you have a spaceship. why did you come to earth to just stand in the woods and look at us with no clothes
this is like top tier comedy to me. what the fuck are you DOING man
There’s a happy ending to, because the robbery was unsuccessful, the couple ended up getting the money Eden needed from a movie inspired by em! Also John only had to serve part of his sentence. Check out their wedding photos btw they’re beautiful.
reblogging because I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I’ve never seen the happy ending!!
Everyone go watch Dog Day Afternoon please please please it’s the movie mentioned in this thread it’s Sidney Lumet’s best imo and Al Pacino plays John and he is heartbreakingly good in it.
Not only have we always existed, but there have always been people who loved us. Never forget that.